Last Friday Night.

timelocked-intheimpala-withspike:

didney-worl-no-uta:

weteachuhow2:

How 2 Face Your Fears

BLESS YOU

wHY AM I LAUGHING THIS HARD

(via lindsaychrist)

styleswanky:

“yea or nay” i ask the jury. one by one they all stand up. “nay” they say. tears fill my eyes. the bill will not pass. now my son will never get the education he needs. why did i think a jury full of horses was a good idea

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(via zeldapudding)

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

(via lrvin)

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

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deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

(via laughcentre)

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

(via laughcentre)

instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals 

(Source: degrassholes, via laughcentre)

oy-of-midworld:

frankenlobo:

nekosey:

THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP

My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.

it said “deg deg”

so now that’s what I hear when I see  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

‘deg deg’

that’s what it’s called now

a deg deg

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orgygami:

when theres a long intro before a music video

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(Source: atenineten, via laughcentre)

hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

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